David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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