that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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