Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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