But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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