So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
this will be a night to untag.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
