i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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