this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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