i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
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No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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