Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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