some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
im holly from the hills drunk
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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