fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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