That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
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Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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