Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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