I bet he comes in French.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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