Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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