you guys were way drunker than both of me
he puts the penis in happiness.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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