Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
soo... how was my night?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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