i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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