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I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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