It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Randomize
