Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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