so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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