your parents love me but you hate me
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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