think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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