Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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