I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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