We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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