She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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