I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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