Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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