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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?

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(516): View more from New York

why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?

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(613): View more from Ontario

There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.

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This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?

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Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high

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(512): View more from Texas

He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.

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(216): View more from Ohio

Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.

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(607): View more from New York

Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!

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(716): View more from New York

We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.

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