So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up