she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Sorry about my life...
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.