Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
