there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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