My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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