I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
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Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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