whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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