Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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