your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I think we might need a safe word for this...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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