i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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