ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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