Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
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