I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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