you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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