She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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