you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Naked Twister starts at high noon
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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