She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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