you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
dude. I can hear the air.
The ass gains better be worth it
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