Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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