I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Randomize
