he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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