I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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