and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
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Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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