this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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