is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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