YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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