i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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