Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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